Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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