There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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