Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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