just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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