am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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