also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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