I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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