it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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