I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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