what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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