Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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