I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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