Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm too high and old for this...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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