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it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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