We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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