I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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