Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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