Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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