i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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