she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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