doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Buhtt sex?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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