I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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