It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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