So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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