Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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