I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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