But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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