Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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