I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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