11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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