And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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