Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You ate ashes out of my bong
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