i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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