Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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