i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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