im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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