This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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