Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Im part way to drunk.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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