So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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