hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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