I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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