In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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