i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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