Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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