I wanna bring you to show and tell
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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