yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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