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(519): View more from Ontario

It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(619): View more from California

pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.

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(801): View more from Utah

Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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(804): View more from Virginia

if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die

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(951): View more from California

fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great

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