dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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