oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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