Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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