Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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