She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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