Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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