he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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