David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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