He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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