I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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